Comments on episode #022:

Jo Ann Youpee!!!!!!!!!!!! Episode 22!!!!!!!!!! May 20, 2006 4:09 PM

lôtre Arrrgh !! no, no, no I loose the palm of the fastest commenteur I 'm like roberto begnigni so I would say thanks a lot for this second place I'm so happy.... Jo Ann , you're the best !!! (but I'm very stonished my pronostic was Me the first and mister "double woman" in the second place !;) ) So let's see the Vinvin reportage of "The world of silence (of humility and modesty ) , strass and paillettes....." I'm sure Vinvin don't need gold palms (as captain cousteau ) to evolute in this stange world of sharks,stars, and moon fishs... May 20, 2006 4:22 PM

Folie Privée: Hin Hin Hin ! So uge. May 20, 2006 4:32 PM

Clement: Vinvin, you'd rather go to Deauville or Dinard! Cannes sucks! (Sorry for the Cannes Tourism office, but Deauville and Dinard deserve it!) May 20, 2006 4:36 PM

lôtre I am very disappointed Mr. Vinvin. as you said you could not film large star then you filmed the two bodygards the greatest star Private Madness. Wesley and Susan (such a pair of moloss, hu ?!?). And what humiliation when it was the star who filmed you. (She have a great control of the language of the fingers (fingers in the nose)). I will not even speak about your "sunstroke" (coup de soleil). The "red nose" effect was probably amplified by innumerable "littles champagne blows" (petits coups de champagne). What about The Great Master ?!? Jean-Xanax !?! Did you try to film Him ?!? It will have be the greatest scoop of Cannes's Festival....But I'm stupid, everybody Knows that our Master could only be filmed with 35 millimeter golden pellicul (not argentique, it's for vampires, not for suprems beings ). So, good by mister Vinvin, I have to pass the vacuum cleaner in the living room. It's a shame, but it's life.....don't worry, I'm sure you will be better next time and I'm not so disappointed because I have seen Divine "Private Madness" fingers playing a great moment of cinema, what a team of actors, especially the inch, better than De Niro...... May 20, 2006 5:18 PM

Jo Ann Lôtre, Peut-être ceci est de bonne augure pour des femmes (peut on dire Ségolène Royal :D )Mais oaui, grace à Vinvin, je sais qui sont les candidats des elections présidentielles 2007. But what is this about a double woman? Peut-être qu'il vaut mieux que je n'avais pas compris ;) May 20, 2006 5:21 PM

Tann: Ahahah, what a beautiful nose. It seems you're a blanc-bec qui supporte pas le soleil, ahahah ! And Folie's dogs are so mimichous ! May 20, 2006 5:31 PM

marc: oh la la, no red carpet for the Master of the Vlogosphere? Quelle drama! ;) May 20, 2006 5:36 PM

wombats8mybaby u have the look of clint eastwood in ur cheekbones n eyes,eh? sorry u burnt ur nose..heheh vinegar and water takes the sting rightout May 20, 2006 6:37 PM

Micha So great ! Oh, if I were at Cannes the very moment YOU were, I'd certainly asked you an autographe ! By the way, can I have, at least, a cyber autograph ? Wow ! A Cyber Autograph from the most famous red-nosed no-clown guy in the web ! Please ! Regards May 20, 2006 7:33 PM

lôtre Jo Ann: No, No, "double woman" it's a private joke (in France "woman" can be translated "femme" and "dame" to, and when I say double woman I mean "femmefemme" or else ... Moreover there was absolutely no allusion to politics in my comment ! whenever miss Ségo looks like an 1910-1920 silent film's actress (it's better for her, not to speak ) Perhaps I would vote for her at Cannes's Festival, but in 2007, although I like "Royal cheese"(in France it's a hamburger from Mac-do) it looks good, it taste good. But if I have to eat that for five years it's not good at all for my health (have you seen the film supersize me ???). Sorry for my bad english, I do my best but "i speuaque angliche liqueu a spanicheu cov" (I speak english like a spanish cow) ;) May 20, 2006 10:25 PM

L4ir Vinvin, you were in Cannes for the business ? You would try to sell the french sitcom wich you work on ? (so goude english i know) May 21, 2006 0:26 AM

zazon: Very funny! A red nose but no red carpet!!! May 21, 2006 0:50 AM

Mary Beth: I am sorry about your sunburn, it looked painful. Great video though. May 21, 2006 1:22 AM

denise très bon!! en floride, quand nous avons des coups de soleil nous utilisons aloe (je ne sais pas le mot en français). utilise ça - ça marche bon. j’aime tout les vidéos, mais je n’ais jamais dit sur les “comments” jusqu’au moment. j’adore vraiment son style et son sens de l‘humour. je suis americaine mais ma grand-mère est venue de la france (la bretagne!!!) et je sais un peu de français. merci pour le show!!! maybe you could do a show on philosophy…you’re a great teacher and americans don’t know any philosophy - literally, very very few (well ok our schools don’t teach us much at all!)… or maybe explaining parliament….this may be like some american government things that just don’t make sense to you. most americans don’t understand how other governments work with more than 2 parties!! no way! wish we had that! and what the hell’s the difference between a prime minister and president anyway?!?!?! just a couple ideas…. keep ‘em comin’ though - shit, they’re all funny! merci encore. -denise May 21, 2006 1:57 AM

denise i was just thinking about aloe...now that i think about it, it sounds like french people answer their phone saying aloe. in america we say aloe just like you say "âllo!" Haha! ok enough of that...have fun in cannes! May 21, 2006 2:03 AM

Barbara Oh no! I'm sorry to see that you got sunburnt, I hope you find some sunscreen fast. The clips of Cannes look great, love the boats. May 21, 2006 2:33 AM

Mry: I forgot "Le Festival de la Moule"... so typical ! May 21, 2006 10:01 AM

Mel: Excellent Vinvin, tu retraces parfaitement l'esprit Cannes ! J'habites à 5 min et je t'ai sûrement croisé dans la rue, tu dois être ce type qui avait une lampe rouge à la place du nez ... Allez, Bonjour America et vive la France ... ;-) May 21, 2006 12:03 AM

libellul: Very good!! and funny!! it's make me dreams! but there is a little point :I didn't see Jean Xanax!! and I'm very desapointed about that... Where is Jean xanax, please??? May 21, 2006 1:09 PM

Luciole: Hyyaaa!!! May 21, 2006 1:23 PM

Charles Liebert: hu hu hu... A giant Lobster !!! May 21, 2006 2:29 PM

bicyclemark: Your problem is that you're not a scientologist. If you were a scientologist, all doors would open in showbusiness. Accept the aliens as your savior! May 21, 2006 4:08 PM

Miss_Blandish: Hi Vinvin, Please stop in Miami Beach before you go back to California. There are some stars that are not stars but look likes stars, driving super cars (rented for one day). And I've heard that Clint would come for a few days at the Delano or the Victor Hostel on Ocean Drive in the next weeks... May 21, 2006 8:25 PM

Tippie: Rhooooo, they're all so mean ! They are teasing you because you're looking like a (really really) red tomato with your face all sunburned. Poor thing ! ;o) Come on People, it's really not nice to make fun of a man who got attacked by the sneaky sun ! He's a parisian, what did you expect ? He lives in a cloud of pollution... :op He doesn't know what the sun is and how treacherous it can be in May, in Cannes... (Mwahahaha !) Anyways... it was kinda windy on that day, wasn't it ? Ohhh the beach ! Ahhh the sun ! Rhaaaaaaa !!! I want to live there ! It's so unfair ! Wow, putain, tu t'es vu quand t'as bu ?!!! Impressive ! :op Ohhh ! Some Petits Ecoliers and a glass of milk for breakfast. You look like you're 10 y/o... Sweeeeeeeet ! :o))) (Mais non, je ne me moque pas voyons !) Are you and Folie following some kind of "H" diet, that you don't write them down anymore ? you've made a 'uge mistake on the word 'ostage, I believe ? ;o) (Don't get mad... I just love teasing you :op ) I hope your "front" forehead is doing better by now... ;o) (after the party at The Party, I assume not only your 'front' was hurting but just about all your head... :op ) Nice show, once again ! ;o) Greetings from a cloudy Holland ! May 21, 2006 10:28 PM

tippie: Shit, that was a long comment... *oopsie* ! Sorry ! May 21, 2006 10:31 PM

A-L: Moi j'aime bien les petits écoliers... May 22, 2006 1:11 AM

FdM: "Red noise in Cannes" good title May 22, 2006 8:58 AM

Tite' Pie: Or nose... ;^) Ouaich, c'est tres bon les Petits z'ecoliers... May 22, 2006 9:40 AM

Zaz: Thx v1v1! Just for the Hans Zimmer bit, and the whole sunburn story, great piece!Even though Cannes seems to suck... it looks better than le Festival du Film de Montréal. Duh. May 22, 2006 9:41 AM

Jo Ann Tippie, I liked your long comment and I have enjoyed all of your previous comments. You help me to figure some of this out, such as "Es" in water, that a Petit Ecolier is something that you eat (because I was wondering what all this talk about school childen was!), and now I understand "ostage"! Merci Tippie! And thank you Lôtre for the explantion. :D May 22, 2006 2:49 PM

Lyndsey I'm very jelous of your sunburn .... in England there is a storm from the Atlantic. Thanks America! May 22, 2006 4:23 PM

phil: Enfin un reportage independant, objectif et sans concession à propos de Cannes !!! May 22, 2006 4:54 PM

Fanny: Yes, i'm a Guest of this "episode" during 1 second ! May 22, 2006 9:38 PM

cubik great show once again, and great stars. Wesley and Susan, it's not nothing. And Folie's fingers too, great. May 22, 2006 9:53 PM

pouic: Vous multipliez les personnages c'est bon signe. L'image de fin est parfaite (avant le générique). Bouec. May 23, 2006 12:57 AM

pakua: Vrigood the original soundtrack. Twelve points for The Jam's Move on Up and twelve more for the Always Look at The Bright Side of Life. And a big dramatic true: Many monkeys waiting for big monkeys! Ouh yeah! May 24, 2006 6:55 AM

Jill vv - je pense qu'il faut couper les cheveux. Quand to portes les lunettes du soleil sur la tete comme ca, c'est tres(plus) agreable! May 24, 2006 9:10 AM

Clint EASTWOOD It is your right not to like tha sun. I also do not like it: when I am too much exposed, I have some spots on my face: watch "le bon la brute et le truand" another time you'll see... in tha desert... May 26, 2006 12:53 AM

courtney Even though you hate Cannes, it looks beautiful! I wish I were in France! May 27, 2006 8:09 PM

Reporter: Well Cyrille, you try, you be on the place. Meeting a dream, it's a dream ! And perhaps that like a dream, you don't chose the moment that it becaume real. Hope you are not to desapointed and that you had a good experience. Enjoy see your show. And remember : the podcast be with you. Regards May 29, 2006 9:36 AM

jill hahaha... what I like is those who speak English often reply to you in Frech (comme moi, bien sur) and de temps et temps your French readers repondent en francais. Une mixe geniale! May 31, 2006 8:56 AM

Cleanillo What a man! Small schoolboys (chuchut pas de marque) in a half of... milk and at the ptit déj'!! Waouu! Always look on the bright side of life!! I'm whistling the song but you can't hear!! Muhahahaha September 14, 2006 5:51 PM

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